Choose a theme

Twenty design principles, two themes each. Every theme changes the colours, the type, the shapes and the wording. Current: Minimal light.

Minimalism Only what is needed. Generous space, one accent, quiet type.

pgsenpaiStart an analysis

Slow queries, found.

Point pgsenpai at a PostgreSQL database and read the report.

Minimal light
White page, black type, one blue accent.
pgsenpaiStart an analysis

Slow queries, found.

Point pgsenpai at a PostgreSQL database and read the report.

Minimal dark
Near-black page, soft white type, one cool accent.

Maximalism More is more: saturated colour, layered pattern, exuberant type.

pgsenpaiUnleash an analysis

Every slow query. Every plan. All of it, gloriously.

pgsenpai hunts down the statements eating your database and lays them out in full technicolour.

Carnival
Cream ground, magenta and purple, striped everything.
pgsenpaiUnleash an analysis

Every slow query. Every plan. All of it, gloriously.

pgsenpai hunts down the statements eating your database and lays them out in full technicolour.

Night market
Deep purple, gold and hot pink under a dotted sky.

Futuristic Dark glass, luminous edges, engineered type.

pgsenpaiInitiate scan

Query telemetry for the next decade.

Rank, plan and inspect slow statements across any PostgreSQL endpoint in one pass.

Neon horizon
Deep navy with cyan light leaks and a fine grid.
pgsenpaiInitiate scan

Query telemetry for the next decade.

Rank, plan and inspect slow statements across any PostgreSQL endpoint in one pass.

Brushed chrome
Cool silver, deep blue controls, engineered spacing.

Vector art Flat colour, crisp geometry, bold friendly shapes.

pgsenpaiSketch my first analysis

Draw a clear picture of your slow queries.

pgsenpai turns pg_stat_statements into plans, statistics and a report you can actually read.

Flat studio
Warm white, navy ink, cherry red and sky blue.
pgsenpaiSketch my first analysis

Draw a clear picture of your slow queries.

pgsenpai turns pg_stat_statements into plans, statistics and a report you can actually read.

Bold poster
Navy ground, mustard buttons, sky-blue links.

Collage art Torn paper, layered textures, deliberate mismatch.

pgsenpaiPin an analysis

Piece together why your database is slow.

Plans, table statistics and the statements themselves, clipped and pinned into one report.

Paper scraps
Kraft paper, cut-out cards, brick red and ink blue.
pgsenpaiPin an analysis

Piece together why your database is slow.

Plans, table statistics and the statements themselves, clipped and pinned into one report.

Newsprint noir
Dark board, torn newsprint cards, mustard and orange.

Retro Seventies warmth, rounded corners, sunset palettes.

pgsenpaiSpin up an analysis

Groovy databases run fast.

Dig up the slow statements from any PostgreSQL server and get the full story in one far-out report.

Seventies sun
Cream, burnt orange and cocoa with rounded corners.
pgsenpaiSpin up an analysis

Groovy databases run fast.

Dig up the slow statements from any PostgreSQL server and get the full story in one far-out report.

Midnight diner
Teal enamel, coral neon and a mustard glow.

Cyberpunk Neon on black, glitch accents, high contrast.

pgsenpaiRun the trace

Jack in. Trace the slow queries.

pgsenpai runs the diagnostics your database will not admit to.

Night city
Black-violet ground, magenta buttons, cyan links.
pgsenpaiRun the trace

Jack in. Trace the slow queries.

pgsenpai runs the diagnostics your database will not admit to.

Daylight run
Pale violet page, electric purple and hot magenta.

Pop art Primary colours, thick outlines, halftone dots.

pgsenpaiZap my database

POW! Slow queries, exposed.

Bold, fast, unmissable reports on what your PostgreSQL server is really doing.

Primary pop
Cream halftone, thick black outlines, red and blue.
pgsenpaiZap my database

POW! Slow queries, exposed.

Bold, fast, unmissable reports on what your PostgreSQL server is really doing.

Ben-Day night
Black ground, yellow buttons, pink links, dotted screen.

Glassmorphism Frosted panels over soft gradients, light and airy.

pgsenpaiLook inside

See through your slow queries.

A clear view of the statements, plans and tables behind every slow request.

Frosted morning
Pastel gradient with translucent white panels.
pgsenpaiLook inside

See through your slow queries.

A clear view of the statements, plans and tables behind every slow request.

Frosted midnight
Deep blue gradient with smoked-glass panels.

Clay style Soft, chunky, tactile shapes with gentle depth.

pgsenpaiMould an analysis

Shape a faster database.

Squish the slow statements out of any PostgreSQL server and mould the fix from a friendly report.

Soft clay
Putty tones, terracotta buttons, pillowy shapes.
pgsenpaiMould an analysis

Shape a faster database.

Squish the slow statements out of any PostgreSQL server and mould the fix from a friendly report.

Mint clay
Mint ground, teal buttons, rust links, soft depth.

Pixel art Eight-bit palettes, hard edges, monospaced type.

pgsenpaiPRESS START

LEVEL 1: FIND THE SLOW QUERY

Insert connection string. Collect plans. Beat the boss table.

Handheld green
Four shades of handheld-console green, square corners.
pgsenpaiPRESS START

LEVEL 1: FIND THE SLOW QUERY

Insert connection string. Collect plans. Beat the boss table.

Arcade cabinet
Indigo ground, gold buttons, aqua links, chunky borders.

Editorial Newspaper rhythm: serif headlines, columns, restraint.

pgsenpaiCommission a report

The slow query report, published on demand.

Thoroughly sourced: statements, plans and table statistics from the database itself.

Broadsheet
Off-white paper, black serif, a single red rule.
pgsenpaiCommission a report

The slow query report, published on demand.

Thoroughly sourced: statements, plans and table statistics from the database itself.

Evening edition
Charcoal paper, cream serif, brass accent.

Y2K Bubbly shapes, chrome sheen, optimistic pastels.

pgsenpaiLog on

ur database could be faster ;)

pgsenpai finds the slow queries and hands you the plan. Totally wireless.

Bubble pop
Baby blue, hot pink pills and glossy highlights.
pgsenpaiLog on

ur database could be faster ;)

pgsenpai finds the slow queries and hands you the plan. Totally wireless.

Chrome dream
Indigo night, liquid-chrome cyan and lilac.

Swiss design Grid, Helvetica, red and black. Nothing decorative.

pgsenpaiBegin

Slow queries. Identified.

Objective analysis of PostgreSQL statement performance.

Swiss red
White grid, black Helvetica, one red.
pgsenpaiBegin

Slow queries. Identified.

Objective analysis of PostgreSQL statement performance.

Swiss black
Black field, white Helvetica, one red.

Surreal design Dreamlike gradients, floating shapes, unexpected pairings.

pgsenpaiEnter the dream

Your database dreams of speed.

Wander through the slow statements and wake up with a plan.

Lucid noon
Lavender sky, tangerine buttons, teal links.
pgsenpaiEnter the dream

Your database dreams of speed.

Wander through the slow statements and wake up with a plan.

Deep tide
Ink-blue depths, apricot buttons, seafoam links.

Bohemian Earthy tones, woven textures, relaxed rhythm.

pgsenpaiBegin the journey

Let your database breathe.

An unhurried look at the statements slowing things down, and the plans to free them.

Terracotta
Sand, clay red and sage on a woven ground.
pgsenpaiBegin the journey

Let your database breathe.

An unhurried look at the statements slowing things down, and the plans to free them.

Dusk
Cocoa night, amber and sage, textured weave.

Victorian style Ornament, deep jewel tones, engraved serifs.

pgsenpaiCommence the inquiry

An inquiry into the sluggish statements of your database.

Presented with plans, particulars and the utmost thoroughness.

Parlour
Parchment, oxblood and slate with engraved serifs.
pgsenpaiCommence the inquiry

An inquiry into the sluggish statements of your database.

Presented with plans, particulars and the utmost thoroughness.

Velvet
Aubergine velvet, antique gold and rose.

Graffiti Spray-can colour on concrete, tags and drips.

pgsenpaiHit the wall

Tag every slow query.

pgsenpai sprays the truth about your PostgreSQL server across one report.

Concrete wall
Grey concrete, hot pink spray and highlighter yellow.
pgsenpaiHit the wall

Tag every slow query.

pgsenpai sprays the truth about your PostgreSQL server across one report.

Whitewash
Whitewashed wall, black marker and magenta tags.

Aurora Northern-light gradients drifting across deep sky.

pgsenpaiLight it up

Light up the slow parts of your database.

Statements, plans and table statistics, gathered in a single luminous report.

Aurora night
Polar sky with drifting green and violet light.
pgsenpaiLight it up

Light up the slow parts of your database.

Statements, plans and table statistics, gathered in a single luminous report.

Aurora dawn
Ice-blue morning with teal and violet glows.

Handwritten Ink on paper, ruled lines, a personal note.

pgsenpaiWrite the first note

A note about your slow queries.

Jotted straight from the database: what is slow, how it is planned, which tables are involved.

Notebook
Ruled paper, navy ink, red margin notes.
pgsenpaiWrite the first note

A note about your slow queries.

Jotted straight from the database: what is slow, how it is planned, which tables are involved.

Chalkboard
Green slate, chalk white and pastel highlights.